ou: oh hi
Stranger: Hello
You: how dost thou fare?
Stranger: ohh fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Sad Sagitarias
Some use Omegle as an emotional outlet...
Stranger: so im the lucky guy who went on an e-date with the mistress of hearts and priestess of the cypress tree!
You: I suppose you are
You: So, with all this e-dating...i guess i should ask
You: do you have a girlfriend at home?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: never even touched a girls hand for more than 5min
Stranger: alone!
Stranger: wat about you?
You: oh that's too bad
...
Stranger: i just want a girl who is not very serious about marraige and everything who just lives and supports me in my present and takes the pain away of the old scars of my past!
Stranger: i think you like poetry huh?
You: yes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: here I am ............... Please send me an angel!
Stranger: * crying*
Stranger: * life flashing by*
Stranger: *crying*
You: please don't be so sad
Stranger: i really dont have a good frnd
Stranger: ur d only person who listened to me and my thoughts so patiently!
Stranger: i just happy for that
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: *sobbing*
Stranger: wish you could see me on a webcam and believe my sorrow!
You: I'm grateful I could be here for you
Stranger: thanx!
Stranger: but the lines of pain run deep, and these eyes bleed with blood of past love!
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: i sometimes feel like im living a faceless exsistence just helping people!
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: forget it!
Stranger: i must go to the bed!
Stranger: im feeling very bad about this!!!
You: it is no problem
Stranger: i have to part ways with a wonderful person like you
Stranger: ur a nice kind cute sweet girl!
You: thank you
Stranger: lots of love, u have been very kind
Stranger: god bless you!
Stranger: bye!
You: goodnight!
Stranger: bye! ;-(
Stranger: *waving sadly*
Stranger: so im the lucky guy who went on an e-date with the mistress of hearts and priestess of the cypress tree!
You: I suppose you are
You: So, with all this e-dating...i guess i should ask
You: do you have a girlfriend at home?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: never even touched a girls hand for more than 5min
Stranger: alone!
Stranger: wat about you?
You: oh that's too bad
...
Stranger: i just want a girl who is not very serious about marraige and everything who just lives and supports me in my present and takes the pain away of the old scars of my past!
Stranger: i think you like poetry huh?
You: yes
Stranger: ?
Stranger: here I am ............... Please send me an angel!
Stranger: * crying*
Stranger: * life flashing by*
Stranger: *crying*
You: please don't be so sad
Stranger: i really dont have a good frnd
Stranger: ur d only person who listened to me and my thoughts so patiently!
Stranger: i just happy for that
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: *sobbing*
Stranger: wish you could see me on a webcam and believe my sorrow!
You: I'm grateful I could be here for you
Stranger: thanx!
Stranger: but the lines of pain run deep, and these eyes bleed with blood of past love!
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: i sometimes feel like im living a faceless exsistence just helping people!
Stranger: *crying*
Stranger: forget it!
Stranger: i must go to the bed!
Stranger: im feeling very bad about this!!!
You: it is no problem
Stranger: i have to part ways with a wonderful person like you
Stranger: ur a nice kind cute sweet girl!
You: thank you
Stranger: lots of love, u have been very kind
Stranger: god bless you!
Stranger: bye!
You: goodnight!
Stranger: bye! ;-(
Stranger: *waving sadly*
Shell Shocked
Stranger: Pics?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: I’ll send you one of me
You: no thank you
Stranger: y?
You: You shouldn’t be sending slutty pics on some skeezy chat site
Stranger: I FOUGHT IN NAM!
Stranger: I”LL FUCK YOU UP
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MIND FIELD
You: You mean mine?
Stranger: Do you like Sonic Youth?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: I’ll send you one of me
You: no thank you
Stranger: y?
You: You shouldn’t be sending slutty pics on some skeezy chat site
Stranger: I FOUGHT IN NAM!
Stranger: I”LL FUCK YOU UP
Stranger: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A MIND FIELD
You: You mean mine?
Stranger: Do you like Sonic Youth?
Thursday, June 18, 2009
World Wide Web Cryptographers be Iniquitous
Stranger: Dry Otherwise said me to use the reproductive organ quickly to insert explodes you
Stranger: 你娘卡好
Stranger: Hi there! Greetings and Salutations. My name is Oswald, I am a 22 year old male from Tampa, Florida! I am a up and coming male model that is reaching up for stars to become the hottest, most in demand super model the solar system has ever seen! I am going to do this by going to modeling school. To fund my dreams and ambitions I am selling my home made scratch 'n' sniff encyclopedias. Please help me become the next Fabio and buy your set of my home made encyclopedias for only a whopping .42 pennies! I will even throw in a free 1957 Buick bumper from my garage!
War Has Never Been So Sexy
A friend of mine has had a recent encounter with http://www.omegle.com/ that has inspired the creation of this blog. Omegle.com allows you to chat anonymously with strangers all over the world. No usernames, no account, just raw, direct chats (Yum!) As seen below, the person you chat to is called "Stranger," so you can't help but to feel as if you're breaking mama's number one rule, "Don't talk to strangers!" which adds a bonus point to Team Excitement.
After a few failed chat-attempts, I started chatting with this 23 year old guy from Russia. It was actually really interesting and we had a lot to talk about. He was at work and I was watching a movie, but it went on for a couple hours of genuine interesting conversation. Here comes the twist. Nothing fishy was going on (I'm not into that), but it came up that he didn't have a girlfriend, but rather friends with benefits. I was impressed about his knowledge of English phrases so I asked him about it. He then said something about it making him Egotistic[al] to talk about it (I don't understand half the things he says/means becuase he's Russian). He then goes on to say:
Stranger: ok, i wanna you wrapped around by star-spangled banner)
You: How clever
Stranger: you will personify american democracy)
Stranger: cold war is getting hotter)
Stranger: my warhead is ready for preventive actions
You: well I hope nuclear explosions won't be taking place soon
Stranger: nope, i hope it will be ultimate decision)
Stranger: i gonna use conventional armaments at first
You: I know Russia has cold winters, you'll have to stay warm for the long cold months
Stranger: Spasibo, comrade
Stranger: you can test your anti-missile defense too
Stranger: try to intercept my rockets
You: My first defense would be to send out diversions using my ground troops which will begin to slowly work their way down to no-man's land
Stranger: oh, mean capitalist
Stranger: you beat in weak point
You: Don't start giving in yet, you are still in the Stalin years, you haven't even made it to Khrushchev's time yet
You: the war only get's tougher
Stranger: yeah, right!
Stranger: what a hell
Stranger: i'll show you Kuzka's mother
You: Please, I don't know if I can handle it
Stranger: my specnaz tries to infiltrate into your vault
Side Note: I have no idea what half these things are that he's talking about, I have to look things up on wikipedia, etc. (Kuzka's Mother means: I'm going to teach you a lesson, Specnaz: special forces)
at this point,
I'm really not sure if I'm having sexy talk or just fighting a war:
You: Ohhhh, I almost give in But luckily, I release two small bombs which seem to restrict your efforts
Stranger: great Stalin said we must be strong
Stranger: at first i'm deactivating your bombs with my sappers from Tongue Company
You: ohh, they are difficult bombs to deactivate
Stranger: we have proverb "Sapper make a mistake only once"
Stranger: Red Alert!
Stranger: silos are opened
You: You better try to accomplish your goals before you lose all of your weapons
Stranger: i have two main objectives
Stranger: and i doubt what's primary
You: how will you reach your objectives?
Stranger: i wanna to strike
Stranger: you need a lesson, yankie
You: oh you think so?
You: well little do you know, that I had a secret weapon that was not yet used
Stranger: is it in your area 51?
It just kept going, he went on to talk about propaganda infiltration, i don't even know, then capitalist economy, the CIA...
Stranger: soviet propaganda is crude but effective
You: thank goodness we americans can take a lot
Stranger: yeah, that is american society of consumption
Stranger: you can consume lot of stuff
You: We do take a lot in
Stranger: i call that an example of effective american management
Stranger: maybe it's one of benefits of capitalism
You: you always want the consumer to be satisfied
Stranger: demand causes supply
You: it's a great motto
Stranger: God bless America
Go to http://www.omegle.com/ and try to come up with an equally hilarious conversation and send it in to be posted on the blog. This could be good, people!
After a few failed chat-attempts, I started chatting with this 23 year old guy from Russia. It was actually really interesting and we had a lot to talk about. He was at work and I was watching a movie, but it went on for a couple hours of genuine interesting conversation. Here comes the twist. Nothing fishy was going on (I'm not into that), but it came up that he didn't have a girlfriend, but rather friends with benefits. I was impressed about his knowledge of English phrases so I asked him about it. He then said something about it making him Egotistic[al] to talk about it (I don't understand half the things he says/means becuase he's Russian). He then goes on to say:
Stranger: ok, i wanna you wrapped around by star-spangled banner)
You: How clever
Stranger: you will personify american democracy)
Stranger: cold war is getting hotter)
Stranger: my warhead is ready for preventive actions
You: well I hope nuclear explosions won't be taking place soon
Stranger: nope, i hope it will be ultimate decision)
Stranger: i gonna use conventional armaments at first
You: I know Russia has cold winters, you'll have to stay warm for the long cold months
Stranger: Spasibo, comrade
Stranger: you can test your anti-missile defense too
Stranger: try to intercept my rockets
You: My first defense would be to send out diversions using my ground troops which will begin to slowly work their way down to no-man's land
Stranger: oh, mean capitalist
Stranger: you beat in weak point
You: Don't start giving in yet, you are still in the Stalin years, you haven't even made it to Khrushchev's time yet
You: the war only get's tougher
Stranger: yeah, right!
Stranger: what a hell
Stranger: i'll show you Kuzka's mother
You: Please, I don't know if I can handle it
Stranger: my specnaz tries to infiltrate into your vault
Side Note: I have no idea what half these things are that he's talking about, I have to look things up on wikipedia, etc. (Kuzka's Mother means: I'm going to teach you a lesson, Specnaz: special forces)
at this point,
I'm really not sure if I'm having sexy talk or just fighting a war:
You: Ohhhh, I almost give in But luckily, I release two small bombs which seem to restrict your efforts
Stranger: great Stalin said we must be strong
Stranger: at first i'm deactivating your bombs with my sappers from Tongue Company
You: ohh, they are difficult bombs to deactivate
Stranger: we have proverb "Sapper make a mistake only once"
Stranger: Red Alert!
Stranger: silos are opened
You: You better try to accomplish your goals before you lose all of your weapons
Stranger: i have two main objectives
Stranger: and i doubt what's primary
You: how will you reach your objectives?
Stranger: i wanna to strike
Stranger: you need a lesson, yankie
You: oh you think so?
You: well little do you know, that I had a secret weapon that was not yet used
Stranger: is it in your area 51?
It just kept going, he went on to talk about propaganda infiltration, i don't even know, then capitalist economy, the CIA...
Stranger: soviet propaganda is crude but effective
You: thank goodness we americans can take a lot
Stranger: yeah, that is american society of consumption
Stranger: you can consume lot of stuff
You: We do take a lot in
Stranger: i call that an example of effective american management
Stranger: maybe it's one of benefits of capitalism
You: you always want the consumer to be satisfied
Stranger: demand causes supply
You: it's a great motto
Stranger: God bless America
Go to http://www.omegle.com/ and try to come up with an equally hilarious conversation and send it in to be posted on the blog. This could be good, people!
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